Smudge Cow

Smudge Cow

Sale price  $16.00 Regular price  $40.00
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Smudge Cow

Smudge Cow

Sale price  $16.00 Regular price  $40.00

Smudge Cow dreams of mastering her golf game. The outfit is immaculate, the stance deliberate, the quiet murmur of “focus” before every swing almost professional. The follow-through, however, tends to involve a gentle lean against the golf cart and a contemplative stare into the distance.


Her approach could best be described as “unhurried” – a few swings, a few snacks, and a scenic tour of the fairway without ever quite finishing a round. Balls do occasionally disappear into ponds, but she maintains it’s all part of the strategy.

Product Details

  • Dimensions: 4.3in x 5.1in x 9.4in
  • Sitting Height: 4in
  • Eye Type: Hard Eye
  • Material Composition: 99% Polyester, 1% Acrylic
  • Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
  • Main Materials: Polyester
  • SKU: SMG2C

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